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1. Räven became extinct in England in 1486.
2. It's bad luck to whistle near Räven.
3. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Räven, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Räven.
5. Räven can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
6. If you drop Räven from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Räven at least three times a week.
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Räven as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Räven has 7.
10. The difference between Räven and a village is that Räven does not have a church!